one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room, and my biology teacher said, “why was she messing around with that stuff?”
and this guy said “she does it to lose weight”
and my teacher just sat down and put her head down for a second before saying “it makes you hungry. it. makes. you. hungry.”
This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire.
This makes me really sad
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
my friend just texted me and said “hey peasant” and i said “hi???” and she replied “it’s a tumblr thing you wouldn’t get it”
i :) actually :) want :) to :) be :) killed :)